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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Or grooming.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    ****ing hut.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I prefer the term 'multi-use'
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You need to think of something else you’ll do in there to call it multi use though.
     
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  5. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    My wife's birthday today, (the fact its halloween is no coincidence <whistle> ), so we are off to London to watch 42nd St, a nice meal and a stayover.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I think about it whilst having a ****
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Have a good one fella. And try not to throw up in her lap this time <ok>
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I can't guarantee anything mate <laugh>
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Put a stove in the middle and you can advertise it as a sauna when you do your next holiday swap.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Would make a brilliant sauna to be fair.
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Did that with mine ... but it's a bit bigger than yours (said that before <whistle>) ... but the results are worth it <laugh>

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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Mind you ... sometimes they can distract you from reading your book ...

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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    There’s a girl who uses the sauna at the pool where I’ve got membership. The boat race is nothing special but her body is fit as ****. She comes in dripping wet from her swim in a tight little black swimsuit. Nips standing proud and then sits there and chats to me about her training (she’s training to be a lifeguard) whilst all
    the time I’m trying to maintain eye contact and make sure the scouts don’t erect the tent pole in my swim shorts. <laugh>
     
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    Oi that's my environment... but I agree 100% with a lot of what you're saying, breaks, lunch, etc... Time spent on my tod, I have to listen to their inane dribble at work why the hell am I going to do it when I don't have to. there's a few people that are ok and plenty of talent around the office but I'm hardly one to squeeze up against them on the tube or play drop the toast.
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Im.absolutely buzzing. Finish early tonight at half 5. Then 1 sleep intil I get my keys for my new pad.

    I just cant wait to **** random birds.

    That bird I put a pic up of is coming next weekend for the night.

    She was really embarrassment aa shes a pole dancer??? Wtf. Shes riding my pole
     
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  17. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    And so you should be, that is a cool shed but don't forget the letterbox, the Postman always rings twice ;)
     
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    Brought a tear to my eye. Almost Shakesperian! :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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