Off Topic Halloween

It’s tonight, I hate it, I can’t stand it, I dread it every year, I don’t see the point in it to be honest, The sooner it’s over, The better.

 

Just stay in mate.

Or pop round and we'll go trick or treating. Ive got some fake blood, blud.

 

^^gets egged every Halloween.

 

His nicknames Egg. They called him that at school, the bastards.

 

Eggy Matth

 

I don’t.

 

How do you know that ?

 

I was in your class.

 

That's what they all say Eggy Matth.

 

Don’t bother winding me up today, Tell me how you know.

 

You told me ages ago mate

You wondered why people called you Egg.

 

Grow up.

 

I think it’s a load of bollox but it makes the kids happy so I go along with it. I’ve carved three pumpkins, we’re putting up loads of Halloween type decorations and they’ve got a bunch of friends coming round to make candy floss, eat Dominos and go trick or treating. Hopefully they remember me as a nice dad who was negative about pretty much everything but in a nice way.

 

I got laughed for saying I hate Halloween in Twitter earlier.

 

Were there a lot of emojis?

Emojis can be so cruel.

 

I never use them, Like I said in my opening post, I want today over and done with.

 

I feel like that at Easter. ****ing demented bunnies running around like they own the place. **** off. Where were they last week? Where will they be next week? In ****ing hibernation eating all the chocolate they stole, that’s where. While the rest of us just have to get on with things.

 

Morning Matth, this thread is fine. Please do not make anymore today unless Man Utd are playing

 

Unless something happens, I won’t, I promise.

 

@Skylarker brb is trying to take over your role as internet Dad here.