Red Dead Redemption 2 Nerd Fest

Is that the one where she was being crushed by the horse and you take her back to town? Bitch didn't give me anything. I killed her though

 

You should try the fisting mod, makes that mission much better.

 

Didn't you like ermm discuss other methods of payment?

 

Nah just a standard Tuesday night in the valleys, the jewelery was really a a bunch of teeth they ripped out of the local witch.

 

That’ll explain why Matth’s mum was mumbling so much with my dick in her mouth then.

 

Never got into computer games. I think they turn people into mongs. My son is a really lovely kid except when he's playing that ****ing Fortnite ****.

 

Had Rigor Mortar set in?

Coat please ...

 

Quite good for you that one mate.

 

Don't encourage him.

 

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I’ve paid off all my bounty’s. I’m a goodie 2 shoes you hear!

 

They do the bounty so that you eventually don't want to pay it off. Mines ok at the moment but I already can't be arsed paying it so I've invested in camp upgrades which gives me better ammo so that it's easier to kill the ****ers when then come.

 

I got $800 dollars and no bounty on my head. Easy as pie mate.

 

I had loads but have done a lot of upgrades to weapons an camp.

And top tip, upgrade Dutch's dwelling. It'll mean everyone contributes more.

 

I’ve done a few things around camp, including Dutch’s dwelling. Think I’ll do my map next so I can jump around places.

Did you rob the back of the pharmacist?

I haven’t robbed a bank yet.

 

****ing weird game. Just ended up in some alligator swamp and they all ran off. Bunch of bitch ass hoes, stankin alligator motherfuckers. Kinda **** is this?

 

I expect you’re the Player that hasn’t washed or maintained your character, so you’re walking around like a hobo.

 

Like in real life.

 

Btw get that alligator skin, that geezer in camp will make you look like crocodile dundee bruv.

 

Great game but not sure its met the hype....