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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by LuisDiazgamechanger, Jul 6, 2018.

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    do that to a female and you are a hero to half of America.

    no wonder they thought is just a laugh
     
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  2. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Only if you're the one doing the squeezing.

    He actually squashed the opponents town halls and the player needed to be subbed.<laugh>
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    it's funny how they took some hall of fame thing off Gascoigne for a.number of things but this 1989s funny Jones move is greeted with hilarity.

    imo the player himself.should be charged by police. I simply do not understand how "the field of play" is a place where xommon assault is allowed no problem.and now sexual assault too.

    it seems the only part of civil.life where the rule.of law has no place. merely the rule.of a private organisation.

    if I set up a private organisation then had players assault each other in ever more degrading ways could I merely fine a few for going to far or would i be in court quick?
     
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  4. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, outside the ground it's sexual assault inside the ground it's "just a bit of a laugh", the Hearts player took a gamble that he'd get away with it, the ref never saw it but with TV cameras behind both goals and at the side of the ground recording the game it was an epic fail, he deserves everything he gets and more tbh.
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    should be jail. in thw strictest sense he should be in for sex offenders register and probation.
     
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  6. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    you never heard of
    Boxing
    MMA
    Ruby Union
    Rugby League
    Cricket
    Gaelic Football
    Hurling

    etc :bandit:
     
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    You see lots of comedy films - some even aimed at kids - where a kick in the nuts is seen as being somehow funny.
    Something like that could cause a serious life-changing injury but is treated like a bit of light comedy.
     
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  8. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, and we all know(apart from wishi)the pain of squashing our nuts, and as you say it can lead on to something far more serious.
    Apparently he'll get a 2 game ban.<doh>
     
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  9. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    seems an appropriate number tbf.
     
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  10. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'm very sure only the first two have the objective of assaulting the opponent or are blood sports in other words.
     
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  12. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    that aint what you said guv

    I simply do not understand how "the field of play" is a place where xommon assault is allowed no problem.

    PS most town centres on a saturday night also constitute a "field of play" in my experience :bandit:
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    town centres on Saturday night are the equivilant of tiny boats trying to hold back a tsunami
     
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  14. Zanjinho

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    Cricket... Bowlers intentionally bowl bouncers with the aim of scaring or hurting the batsman
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    for shame. I had no idea...
     
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    Sarcastic / patronising prick <grr>
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    <applause> yay. it sounded exactly how I intended :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Knew a lad when I was really young who got testicular torsion playing, he was nauseous and nearly passing out
     
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  20. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    should have told him to grow a pair :bandit:
     
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