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Ashley might be on his bike

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by cronemeister, Oct 30, 2018.

  1. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Thought the title might grab yer attention ;-)

    Seems our fat digited owner is dipping those said fat digits into another pie, this time in the shape of Evans Cycles.

    Hopefully once he owns every retail company currently known to man he’ll **** off from this club and leave us well alone!

    Here’s hoping.
     
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    cronemeister, Oct 30, 2018
  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    There goes buying a new bike from there then! The fat fukka! At this rate I will need a list of shops I can buy from!
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I’ll never shop In their again.

    **** them.

    **** him.
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    The shares have dropped to a penny farthing.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Oct 30, 2018
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  5. anyobrien

    anyobrien Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Another outlet to pedal his cheap tat.
     
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  7. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    You lot need to come up with some new material like instead of re-cycling the same old ****!!
     
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  8. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry I spoke
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    That joke went down quicker than a flat tyre.
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    It's just a pity we're saddled with the fat bastard.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Oct 30, 2018
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  11. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Trouble is you lot just can’t handle(bar) the truth.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    This type of but out rings a bell.

    Well he does already own a chopper.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 31, 2018
  14. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Interesting how he likes running these chains in tandem, yet let's us freewheel into oblivion whilst still insisting on an inflated price to sell.
    He needs a good puncture on the nose.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Oct 31, 2018
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  15. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    We need to Raleigh together to stop the fat man making another Giant ****up.

    On a side note we could end up with no sponsorship monies at all the way things are going. All the shops he will own will advertise in our stadium for free.
     
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  16. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    don't think he'll ever sell, too many tyre kickers around. He put the brakes on Staveley's attempt pretty sharpish!
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing hell <doh>
     
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