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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    A bit hanging and wondering what has happened to the forum, no politics thread and a 20 pager about Jews? <confused>
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I don't want the sun making the corpses hot otherwise the van will get a bit stinky.....

    Mate of mine used to have a hearse as a surf wagon. One of the lads we surf with gets really cold and his feet turn blue after a surf. So we used to get him to lay in the back and close the curtain with his feet sticking out. We'd then go and sit in the van a few yards away, smoke a spliff and piss ourselves laughing at the tourists walking past and freaking out seeing his blue feet <laugh>
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Rapist alert.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    FFS <laugh>
     
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  5. Stan

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    Just been to Costco for the first time. It’s a hellish place.
     
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  6. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Sorted the tickets and accommodation for me and @Burly Hurley to see Mark Knopfler at the Metro Arena in Newcastle next May.. Bloody hotels were all booked (Knopfler is popular, especially back home) but I managed to get us into the Jesmond Holiday Inn, a cupboard with 2 camp beds ha! We will both need to do some serious recovering by then but by the **** I am really looking forward.. <ok>
     
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  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    You didn't mention you'd booked accomodation as well ya sod!!!

    We'd better both survive the next 7 months mate or that's a damn waste of 2 bloody good tickets !!
     
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  8. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    We will.. <ok>
     
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  9. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Your Christmas present from me and the ladies.. <ok>
     
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  10. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Damn! Means I've got to buy you one back <whistle>
     
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  11. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    haha whatever but Lollie needs to know your girls favourite perfume? We can't miss her out ffs
     
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  12. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Clive-Christian-No-1-edited.jpg

    <whistle> ;)

    Doesn't give you much time to save up mate but you did ask <laugh>

    This is where you say, you can **** right off!!! <laugh>
     
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  13. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Haha, not at all, Lollie has her contacts but you can literally **** right off from me.. :)
     
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  14. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Do they sell perfume?
     
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  15. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Probably
     
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  16. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh> what's a million dollars between mates? <laugh>
     
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  17. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Exactly you twat.. :)
     
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  18. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Can you just not pour a bottle of gin on her like in the Victorian days or is it the label that counts.. <laugh>
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I can always cut and paste the label mate. She don't need to know a thing! ;)
     
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  20. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Sorted 5 bottles of 5ml travel No1 haha, still ****ing expensive but we will hoya some tinsel in there, your purple acorn from last year, a few bath salts and bob's your aunt..<laugh><ok>
     
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