Oh is that all ... you'd think he'd be used to that ... thought it might be more serious ... like the bell falling off his wizard's hat or something
It might not have been the football to be fair, I don't think HIAG even knew it was on until the lads started chatting about it on the forum. He's pretty fragile, so there's a myriad of things that could have pushed him over the edge to be honest.
Tottenham could sign Brazilian forward Malcom, 21, from Barcelona as he struggles to compete for a place with Philippe Coutinho and Ousmane Dembele. (Corriere dello Sport - in Spanish) Poch will turn the lad into a world beater.
Wales midfielder Aaron Ramsey, 27, is resigned to leaving Arsenal in the summer but has ruled out a move to rivals Tottenham. (Sun) Oh, he's "ruled out" a move to Spurs, yeah? That's very noble of him. All joking aside, he'd struggle to make our bench. He'd be much better off going somewhere like Fulham or the Spanners.
England and Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli, 22, is close to signing a new contract with the club. (Sky Sports) It was never in doubt. Kiss the badge, son.
Former Tottenham midfielder Ossie Ardiles says his fellow Argentine Mauricio Pochettino has had offers to leave the club but does not want to go. (Football.London) Kiss the badge, son. Us Yids love you.
When the offers get big enough Levy will force him out. Advertising campaigns can be very expensive please log in to view this image
With a judicious bit of editing, that can easily read "The only place to watch Europey League London Derbies."
Well it won't be the only place if it's two legs. Still a good idea to secure those premium seats though.
