Off Topic The Burly Arms

He’s the designated driver.

 

Stomach and now liver issues. Guinness is food so I should be ok.

 

Genetic, bad luck or living it too large?

Asking for a friend.

 

Both

 

Best wishes bruv.

 

Feeling the love...

 

I'm on the Traits thread posting **** if you're awake?

 

I'm at a rave luvvy pulled up out of my head haha so I'll definitely be awake buy probs unable to read my screen within an hour.

Love all that random characters you meet at these places; just spent the last hour or chilling/skanking and snogging a fitty called Libby

#truestory

 

Have a good night.

 

Probably because nobody gives a **** about the ramblings of a slopey shouldered, egg headed, pigeon faced, sports direct wardrobe, gnome bothering ******.

 

Morning mate, nice to see you spreading the love early doors

 

Well it’s Sunday mate so I thought I’d be a bit nicer today.

 

Rave? looks more like a corporate sponsored disco to me.

 

One of my fave ever songs

 

Getting my van windows limo tinted today. Currently sat in a greasy spoon having a fry up waiting for it to be done. Gonna have to go and walk this bad boy breakfast off in a minute.

 

Been for a couple of miles walk. Found a rugby ground, looks like a game is on in a bit so I might stick around here.

 

Looks ****in ****e...go home and have a cuppa

 

Maybe you’ll find a bird down there with nice hazel eyes and curly hair that smells of lavender.

 

More likely to find some old maid with hairy moles and webbed feet here mate.

 

I can’t, I’m waiting for me van. Best thing on offer is this provincial U-18 rugby game or walking the town trail again.

Found out that the first domestic gas fire was invented here through.

#piskieshitfacts