Two words Big Chris, "Nicky Hunt", your big tip for our transfer window signing, bit of a contrast with Muntari & Sessegnon, wouldn't you say marra.
You obviously have issues with your self worth resulting in the need to promote your own importance in a forum where your true identity is fairly safe, unless the mods come knocking on your door.
The need for you to prove you are better than the rest by using the name "Big Chris" when you are probably5'6" and perhaps overweight, along with the claim you have a contact at the SoL who in all honesty is probably a steward, perhaps a senior steward displays an overwhelming need to give yourself importance.
Now, us Sunderland folk can see straight through this and can spot a dodgy turn a mile off.
Your respectability is damaged beyond repair, if I were you I would quietly take my leave, re-register as a mere mortal and try and just enjoy not 606 as yourself.