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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Oct 24, 2018.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Just off the phone to him, second removed (and thrice sectioned) cousin in Hipsville, South Carolina. Says he's come into some money and is going to wire me through some readies. I do hope it's all legit.

    Anyway, he says he is transferring 500 bucks to my legal account, not the one the filth have put a block on, long story.

    I'm so excited and beside myself.

    What should I spend it on brothers?

    Cleetus says to be wary of any darkies suddenly wanting to become overly friendly.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Think we are related then, because he also sent me money because I´m also his cousin. Have a great day, cuz <ok>
     
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  4. GroveRanger

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    Is Cleetus related to Prince Mtumbu Chukwudinmi who asked me to clear $1,000,000,000 from his account for a guaranteed 5% fee?

    Not heard back since I gave him my account details, around about the same time the ATM swallowed my bank card.......
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    What an awfully bad coincidence.

    I can't think any self respecting spear throwing coon would lower themselves to such depths, especially when it is a well known fact that darkies can't swim.
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

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    Hi ER :)

    Don't bother with Cleetus. 500 bucks ain't worth the risk. Besides, if you are short of a few bob, I'm always here to help.

    Bye.

    Ponders

    P.S) I'm going to see Robert Plant at the O2 tomorrow. Van Morrison is the main support act. Should be decent, eh?
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Robert Plant, yes indeed.

    Van Morrision, afraid not, utter arsehole who has no respect for his so called fans, obnoxious, self indulgent **** who is up his own dung funnel, hope the **** dies immediately. Plus "Brown-Eyed Girl" is ****in' ****.

    Have a good time though Ponders.
     
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    Cheers, buddy.

    I must admit I'm not too bothered about Van Morrison. A guy called Colin McCleod is also performing.

    Robert Plant is always good value. He'll only do 4-5 Led Zep songs, but just seeing the man is enough for me.

    <badger>
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    An ex bird of mine thought Van the man was a black yank.

    Wimmin eh?
     
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    No wonder you gave her the elbow. :emoticon-0177-toivo
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    Anyone tell you lately you're mad..
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Aside from my alter egos you mean Mick?
     
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  14. monacoger

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    It was her that gave him the Spanish archer.
     
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  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'd struggle to name 4 Led Zep songs but here goes:
    Stairway to Heaven
    ummm?

    OK, I'd struggle to name 2 Led Zep songs.
     
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    Phyllis Stien
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Are they any good? Just think I'd get bored if I listened to an LP whereas something like Flux of Pink Indians just hits the spot.
     
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    A lot of filler in their albums but loads of amazing songs ...

    Defo a 'best of' band ...a double album
     
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  19. stopmeandslapme

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    One of the top 20 or 30 or 40, popular music acts of all time, by all accounts, yet only worth a double LP.
    Deep Purple had more catchy songs and I could probably name more than three.
    Heavy Rock just ain't my thing.
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Led Zeppelin are quite simply the greatest rock band to ever exist.

    Flux of pink Indians were aweright anaw.
     
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