Off Topic Tomboy

Always talk about boys becoming feminine.

What if your daughter came out of her room one day, wearing boys clothes and sporting a crew cut and false tattoos and says she' a Tomboy?

 

So basically a dyke with a skinhead.

 

But not gay? So far you've described a lesbian.

 

Aren't most Tomboys usually lesbian?

 

Dunno?

I've been with 2 girl in my lifetime that came out at some point, might have been me that turned them.

 

Probably all those night you made them suffer watching you play playstation games. They thought **** this for a laugh.

 

Xbox, get it right.

 

That's where you went wrong. You were sat playing xbox when all they wanted was for you to pummel their hairy box. No wonder they turned all dyke.

 

My sister was a tomboy, the girl over the road was a tomboy, they climbed trees and played football until they started sprouting tits, Enid Blyton had tomboys in her books for children, it's not the female equivalent of a tranny.

Did you get to watch?

 

One of them you couldn't tell very feminine and pretty, the other I knew she swung both ways but couldn't talk her into doing that with me involved.

 

But what about Tomboys they are not just bairns having fun. But big butch dykey types.

 

It's the lack of testicles, they thought you were a woman.

 

I used to shag a couple of bi-sexual art students at Goldsmiths college back in the day. They were ****ing wild, we used to go back to their house in New Cross with a few others after going to a club called the Venue. Carry on drinking, smoking spliffs etc. Then the fun would start in the bedroom, girls kissing girls and undressing each other. Me and my mate would shag them both. I remember ****ing one of them whilst the other one was in the bed sucking her tits at the same time. Amazing times really looking back

 

You should tag Metths into that post.. He'll have at least 17 ****s..

 

I'm jealous... But don't think I would have enjoyed it as much with a mate with me there...

Never dated a bi girl but did have one girlfriend that was obsessed with sex... Like more than I was... She literally wanted it non stop... I remember thinking "this is what I always wanted... Now I have it I just want her to leave me alone for 30 mins to give me a rest".

I broke up with her and less than a month afterwards I was kicking myself "why did I give that up?"

 

Cos sh'd alreary had another 34 cocks by then?

 

Nah she was obsessed with sex but only one guy at a time.

She did start seeing someone a few weeks after we broke up, but as far as I know she didn't fool around on him.

 

mug.. you actually believe that ****?

 

Yes, I do. She was horny but not slutty.

 

Yeah mate, i believe you, others wouldn't.