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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 23, 2017.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wit you oan aboot aboot, dafty? I said the Japs are polite. Dumbass.
     
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    FTFY
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    **** up
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dumbass.
     
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  5. Strange Nipples ST

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    Chinese are rude ****s - especially the older generation. ****s try and barge you out the way when you're queuing at shops. Smelly, too. Imagine being so desperate you have to marry one. Ha ha. ****s.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Our primary school used to collect money and send it off to some African kid. We paid for him to go to school and got him a bike n ****.

    One day he was killed on his way to school. Knocked off his bike by a van. True story.

    Would’ve been better off without our money imho.
     
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  8. Strange Nipples ST

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    He probably paid for the bike with the money you sent him so, in many ways, you're responsible for his horrible, painful death.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I think Trev has already mentioned that he and his school paid for the bike.
     
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Hence the last line in my post
     
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  11. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Well, maybe if I had read it properly I would have known that. Did you think of that? No, so **** off.
     
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  12. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    He would've been better off without that bike mate so you and your arsehole classmates as good as killed him with your own goodwill!!
     
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  13. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    This. And that.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    We had a collection and it was called 'A Penny for the Black Babies',doubt if any black babies ever saw any of it,probably ended up resting in some Christian brother's account.
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    At least you can´t be accused of murder though.
     
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  16. pineappleupsidedown

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    Aye , we put 5p each day to the 'black babies'

    We had wee SCIaF cards
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Another dafty dumbass this morning <laugh>
     
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    His name was Gidoodoo

    Is that he correct spelling @*****poof?
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dumbass.
     
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  20. Strange Nipples ST

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    **** off ya flaky skinned nonce.
     
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