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  1. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    Yes, you did just read what you thought you read, a free thousand pounds for everyone!

    William Hill bookmakers are are giving £1000 to everyone and anyone who has £3000 pounds.

    3 easy steps, even a child can do it.

    Step 1
    In any William Hill store, take a betting slip and write

    Leopardstown
    6.45 So You Think

    £3000 win

    Ask for the price of 1/3 and hand over the £3000

    Step 2
    Go home, relax, open a cold one at 6.40, change channel to At The Races using your remote control, simply watch as So You Think cruises home in an exercise canter, under a hand ride from Seamie Heffernan.

    Step 3
    Saunter down to your local William Hill, hand over slip and collect your £3000 plus free £1000.

    Its not everyday they hand out free money, so make the most of this great opportunity.
     
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  2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    I'm not so sure

    Your last tip failed to deliver
     
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  3. SolidSpur

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    What would happen if "So You Think" broke his leg?
     
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  4. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    Load of bull ****
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I'm just amazed that you had to mention you use a remote control to change the channel, as if it is a new gizmo in your household.
     
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  6. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    <wah>I do not have £3000
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You get paid out in glue instead. <ok>
     
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  8. Null

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    He's thorough in his instructions on how to watch TV.
     
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  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    He never said switch it off before going down to collect the winnings...

    fire hazard as well as a waste of electricty!

    You can keep your £1000
     
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  11. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    A ****...
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He's a nutter, but he never claimed to be one of those tree hugging green style nutters. <ok>
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...maybe later. But thanks.
     
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  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Your loss!
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Very wasteful all round really. He said to open a beer but he didn't mention drinking it. I don't trust him.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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  18. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I got £1billion free because I put £3bn on it. He who dares eh, Eddie?
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    So did the horse win?
     
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