Off Topic Elfsborg the horny little midget thread

I have been inundated with DMs from 606 members this afternoon, insisting that I ban @baraettmattesvensson if he breaks his word and goes back to CL.

At times like this, I have to remember that I am a Moderator first, and a friend second.

 

Andynelson will give Elfs a warm welcome on CL.

 

AndyNelson is one of the better posters over there.

 

#friend

 

Don't be tempted to join him

 

Ex

 

You have obviously forgotten that you were VERY grateful that I got the money back for the ticket you bought Chippy, a fella you have never clapped eyes on before . Plus the words of "thanks Elfs that will be very nice of you if you can sell the other ticket, I'm a bit strapped today".

Coupled with that there is no debt as I told you specifically I was not paying the 'Dushitelet tax'

 

Ivor will let me back on so I can be called "a message board whore" by Williamson.

 

There are at least 4 outright lies in that post

 

Oh yeah, I forgot.

I thought it was a bit of a liberty that you wanted me to give you the money for Chippy's ticket at Victoria Station BEFORE I had chance of selling the bloody thing.

 

And to think that @baraettmattesvensson has begged me in a torrent of DMs to change @lardiman username to

Mr Flip Flopper

 

Mr van Gerwen talking out of his again

 

In fairness to elfs the offer of a roof over my head for the night earlier was there when homeless for four hours

 

Dear Mrs CLB kick you out after a row about your shorts ?

 

Update -

I am advised by AFKA that his fellow midget @baraettmattesvensson will be defecting to CL in the next 24 hours.

I am sure all 606 Members would like to join me in thanking Elfs for his time on our forum.

#YouAintPostingOnBoth

 

Either @lardiman or @Clb74 can take Elf to the Brizzy Rovers game for £10....problem is that one of them has to consider him as a 'Friend'
https://www.cafc.co.uk/news/view/5bd08d0522650/bring-a-friend-to-bristol-rovers-clash-for-a-tenner

 

Cracovia v Wroclaw that day I'm afraid, would love to have gone otherwise.

 

Even an ex friend wouldn’t take him

 

Would you bollo cks

 

I was thinking of organising a car park protest that day.