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The handcart to hell is still on target

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 23, 2017.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I'd say Feltz but it would have to be up the Gary as she's been known to have the Terry sort her out. It would be like throwing a saveloy down the Dartford Tunnel if I tried to service her the usual way. The daughters are Wids. Plus she's a Red Sea Pedestrian so bound to have a few quid.

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    GroveRanger, Oct 24, 2018
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Who's the spade boy?
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ won´t shag Rhianna but would shag Vanessa Feltz´s daughters <ok>

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    monacoger, Oct 24, 2018
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Don't you f.ucking start you nig-nog humping cube heided misfit!
     
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    GroveRanger, Oct 24, 2018
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Toby is busy today and he asked me to fill in for him <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Oct 24, 2018
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hell! The one on the right would probably look okay after eight pints but the horror on the left? There's not enough alcohol in the world to make that pumpable.


    ps I'm aware there are children in the above photo but I'm discounting them for the purposes of a wid ye. Grove may choose to do otherwise though.
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Would be a smashing big ride imo.
     
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    Ciaran, Oct 24, 2018
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    <laugh>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Oct 24, 2018
  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    What Iain said <ok>

    You're a ****ing disgrace Grove.
     
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Genuinely the first time I've ever raised so much as a smile at a MonicaTaig post :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Oct 24, 2018
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Thanks buddy <party>
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I've PMed him a few of my standard replies, poor guy was having a tough time on here. He cried on our Whatsapp call last night :frown:
     
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    Haha monny ya big ****in gay.
     
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    B-C, Oct 24, 2018
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  14. monacoger

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    :huh:
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    They've inherited their mother's looks.
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Would you rather have a threesome with the 3 of them or a rubbish handjob off Rita Ora?
     
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    Toby, Oct 24, 2018
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    Handjob of Rita oral ...

    Even if it was rubbish.
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Oct 25, 2018
  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    You think Chinese are polite?

    You’re at it ya ****
     
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