Is Tommy Robinson racist ?

Did he work for Cadbury?

 

Who?

Willy Wonka?

 

I like the fact that he's now straight, married and has two children.

Aye, and Nev's a skinny bloke who happens to like 18" pepperoni pizzas and kebabs.

 

The chap who was packing fudge.

 

Packing fudge?

When was that?

 

I'd say you used to like a finger of fudge before the accident!

 

Utterly amazed they ever got away with the Fudge advert.

 

A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat
A finger of Fudge is just enough until it's time to eat
It's full of Cadbury goodness but very small and neat
A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat

Yeah very dodgy lyrics but innocent enough back in the day!

 

In the 70's it was never innocent, in hindsight.

I wonder if Jimmy Savile Row sang the ditty?

 

That's the version we sang when we were kids. Usually at the back of the coach on school trips.

 

Your school trips sound ****ing crazy

 

They were. Jim Torbett was our gym teacher.

 

Not sure I remember this advert...

 

Ironically

 

Bit of a concern that you’re able to recite them all

 

It was only five years ago mate. I'm not like you old ****s.

 

A lot more than 5 years since I had a finger of fudge

 

This advert gave me the horn. To be fair I was 13 and practically everything back then gave me the horn but I was convinced if you stared long enough you could see minge.

The fact that you couldn't didn't dissuade me from having a cheeky tug.

 

Did she just kiss that man without getting his consent? What kind of message is this sending out to our kids? Also, why the **** were you masturbating to a cartoon? Did your dad or older brother not have a stash of porn hidden somewhere in the house?