Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Impossible, I'm gnomophobic.

 

You keep mentioning them, Not me.

 

Oh dear Matth.

 

He had it coming to be fair.

 

You've really disappointed the lads, Matth, with this desperate pandering to the worst elements of the 'Pede.

Pixie and Bambi use you as their plaything, you do know that, don't you?

The biggest mistake you ever made on this board was to try to endear yourself to those two clowns.

Commie is a bigger friend to you than Pixie, Matth.

Trust me.

 

I’m not winding you up here, But I’d rather trust Pixie thank Commachio, The former is never nasty to me, I know he’s an Arsenal fan, But he likes me winding you up about Spurs for some reason.

 

But you don't wind me up, Matth.

Pixie knows that, and that's how it is that he's secretly taking the piss out of you.

Don't get me wrong... I like the fact that you are trying to spread your wum-wings. It's like - how can I put this in a context that you'll understand?

I know.

Imagine a herd of elephants.

You have the alpha bull, with the fearsome tucks, ripping the **** out of trees, and scaring lions and tigers ****less, yeah? His trumpeting reverberates throughout the entire jungle. His hareem of females drip musk, waiting for his mighty tool to impregnate the lot of them.

Then, there is the young bull elephant. He's older than a baby, but not big enough to pose any real threat. So that when he practices his charges, none of the other elephants are particularly concerned or fussed. When the alpha bull is shagging, Junior is rampaging among the herd, excited and with a hard-on, but not knowing what it's for or what to do with it. You get the picture, I am sure.

In wumster terms, I am the alpha male, and you are that young bull is you, Matth.

Do you get it, now, yeah?

 

None of this is pretty @Matth_2014

 

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You’re ****ing tragic Les.

 

also known as the two posters to have owned a Quentin for a number of years now ... "the PDED" ... you are nearly 60 you sad sack ... grow the fcuk up

 

He's nearly 60 ffs!!! ... but behaves like he's some insecure hormonal teenager .. "tragic" sums it up ...

 

We were CL finalists last year... were Juventus? No.

 

... but they did win their league .... Wigan got to a cup final not so long ago ... mind you they did win it

 

Ffs

 

Theyve won the domestic double 4 times in a row Fossy...

They wouldn't come close to that in the PL.

Liverpool are a better team than Juventus, just agree for once and stfu.

 

I really do like your team right now Sky, in fairness ... if you (or City for that matter) are on the box I am very happy to watch from a 'purists' perspective

... but I actually think Juve have a real chance of winning the CL ... that defence is tighter than a pixie's condom and with Ronaldo and Dybala they are always going to score goals ...

 

Sky you’re nowhere near that level. You’re not even as good as yourselves were last season ffs.

You got obliterated by RM on neutral ground, weeks after Juve battered them on their own turf. That’s when Juve didn’t have the best striker on the planet and he was playing for RM.

 

I thought Juve were very good last night.