Off Topic The Burly Arms

Send nudes.

 

Not after she’s gobbled that meat. Am I right?

 

How many hours ago was it that @Skylarker posted that comment about no relationships or one night stand's for at least 12 months ?

 

Not got that far, wont either tbh.

I think she's hot and we seem to be getting on well. A few drinks and dinner will suffice

 

You gotta try and **** her?......surely?..

 

Last night.... maybe

Its hard being a pussy magnet bro.

 

Yeah of course...

I meant asking for nudes and sharing with you ****s

 

Selfish ****

 

Some folk complicate things way too much when pulling birds, it’s one of life’s most rewarding things and it pays to be good at it.

Sky’s got it nailed inside a few hours, that’s how it should be.

Folk like Matth... hiding behind his bedroom curtain ****ing at passers-by aged 30. Useless bog rat will **** himself off this earth without a sniff of pussy.

 

Oh ffs.

Might as well book a church.

 

Shes game bro

 

Im still living with my ex

 

I’d honestly just instantly delete any bird who asked to go for a coffee if I didn’t want a relationship.

If you like her fair play, hope she licks latte off ya balls.

 

Rob.

Apt name for a scouser.

 

You missed 'or a drink' you cockwomble

 

#original

 

I stopped reading at coffee that’s why

 

Better than my name mate.

 

Look im just saying... I'm single again and cant ****ing wait for the weekly action.

 

Would have been better if she'd added 'or some nosh'