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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Southern Foxile
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    Cheers ... was no chance of being clocked where I was ... not moving and with lorries all around me ... only got into work about 30 mins ago .... hour and a half after I would have normally have been here ... <grr>
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    I bet your colleagues love days like this
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Southern Foxile
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    I'm a contractor (external adviser) mate ... pretty much come and go as I please and get paid at a day rate ...

    .... but I'm sure my 'colleagues' do enjoy bright sunny days like today <ok> <laugh>
     
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  5. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Cos they're mansize and therefore sexist.
     
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  6. Matth_2014

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    I saw it on Twitter yesterday and today as well.
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    Been living at my place for just over a year and load of mushrooms have suddenly sprouted up all over the garden. WTF?
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Grooming gang jailed for 221 years.

    Duncan will be doing the foxtrot tonight.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    They’re also offended by you as well you fart pipe.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Absolutely raging at work, hasn't been confirmed yet but if what I think is right then I'll be kicking right off on Monday when them ****s are in.
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    ?
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Working Christmas mate?
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Think they've rota'd me in for a late shift on Christmas day which I did last year and is the only time I can see my Son.

    They've also given me new year off bizarrely when I've said I'll happily work all of it cos I won't be drinking or doing anything.

    Trying to force me out I reckon.
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    Call in sick.

    That or I’m sure someone would swap if it’s something others can do too. Do you get double time on Xmas day?
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I prefer the "it ain't ****ing happening" approach, they say you shouldn't work two Christmas days in a row anyway and let alone the same shift.

    Me and my ex alternate each Christmas with my boy so last year I had him Christmas eve overnight till mid-late afternoon pm Christmas day and this year will be vice versa.

    They know that too and it's why I volunteered the late last year, and I've said I'll do the early this year if they want so if they give me the late it's clearly out of spite.

    I won't call in sick anyway as it won't be them personally who ends up covering it so it wouldn't be fair.
     
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    Did you scrape up the grass cuttings when you did the lawn last?
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    The gardener might not have done. I’d probably kill myself trying to turn a lawnmower on.
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Got this bird on my case... think shes staying over the 2nd weekend after i move in... shes game. Is it a wid? ****ing is for me!!

    Screenshot_20181019-201120_Tinder.jpg
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Shes from Amsterdam too. Moved here 3 years ago.
     
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