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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 23, 2017.

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ ****
     
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    monacoger, Oct 18, 2018
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's time men started fighting back. Class action lawsuit against Slumberland <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 18, 2018
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    'One mother suggested Mansize was sexist and outdated. She wrote: ‘Hi @KleenexUK. My four-year-old son asked me what was written here. Then he asked, why are they called Mansize? Can girls, boys & mummies use them?... He suggests you should call them “very large tissues”. '

    This never happend you ****ing stupid boot ...
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And he's ****e at golf.
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Very ****e at it and is too soft to play in the rain. Speaking of rain, it is officially pishing down here just now. <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Oct 18, 2018
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bright sunshine here, buddy <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 18, 2018

  7. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Some absolute cants will not be happy until all branding, descriptions, specifications etc are generic and bland.


    Can’t have black text on a white background though. White text on black? Racist!


    Yellow branding – yellow face!


    Pink – homophobe


    Is it gender neutral ?
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Oct 18, 2018
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Don't forget coffee shops have to put "Content is hot" on their cups in case some moron doesn't expect hot coffee.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 18, 2018
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And packets of peanuts have to be clearly marked “may contain nuts”.
     
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    Archers Road, Oct 18, 2018
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    I'm suing my Gak dealer ... I don't know snorting to much can lead to nose bleeds.
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Oct 18, 2018
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That one's a belter <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 18, 2018
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ciaran, Oct 18, 2018
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *didn't
    *too

    This is not a pop.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    In ye pop ffs

    UVF 1960
     
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    Toley Fart, Oct 18, 2018
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    “Guinness is good for you”, they used to say in the ads. Not if you drink 12 pints of it and try to drive home, it ain’t.

    The lying ****s, I’m taking them to court. Just as soon as I get out of gaol.
     
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    Just transition to a woman, take up boxing, beat the **** out a few of them, collect a few awards and prize money, then transition back to being a man.
     
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    monacoger, Oct 18, 2018
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    Dished out a lot of likes because it is my birthday tomorrow and I expect positive thoughts in return.
     
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    B-C, Oct 18, 2018
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