Our boy Matth...

... only if you subscribe to the theory that granny banging and necrophilia might just be an unfortunate timing issue ...

 

I said, Derek is pretending to be a mole, How is that nasty ?

 

I can supply both ... PM me ...

 

Because maybe he wasn't pretending to be a Mole?

 

I don’t shag dead people, I’ll admit, I crossed the line, But that’s the only time I’ve done it on here.

 

I think that's out off your hands now, after brb reads tonight.

 

25 years should do the trick.

Bye then.

 

No you PM me...****er

 

If I speak, I’m in trouble, Big trouble.

 

Which dead person did you shag on here?

You're a dark horse Matthew.

 

He's talking **** ffs Spurlock...

 

You don’t shag any people, FTR.

 

No-one.

 

Why?

 

Cos he’s down to his last clean T shirt and he’s at work at 7.

 

Yeah but the point is this Matthew.

You called someone a Mole and he didn't like it...but he didn't put you on ignore

Just like people call you things now and again but you go and put them on ignore.

If you called me a Mole I'd put you on ignore and I don't put people on ignore.

 

It’s a joke, Mourinho said it in his 2nd spell as Chelsea manager.

 

That comment I said above was a joke.

 

to think he has pops at Hiag for being in his mid 50's

 

Still hurts tbh but I'm willing to be the bigger mole.

Edit: man, not mole. Doh.

 

It's a shame it wasn't very funny

Shall I put you on ignore?