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Phone drop paranoia

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Case or no case ?

    Poll to follow .


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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Phone hack me off at times, they have overtook peoples lives.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Always helps to kick it before it hits the floor, takes some of the impact.
     
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  4. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    couldn't give a ****



    mainly because i have a 15 yr old nokia clamshell phone worth approx 7 pence
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Unless it hits a wall.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Or you kick it off the 7th lift of scaffolding.
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I thought only I did that manoeuvre on a falling phone..not a kick more a caressed controlled cushion...bit like Cantona killing a ball
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah that’s the idea.

    One of my most disappointing feelings in life is standing up to find where my phone is, to discover it was next to me on the sofa. I know it seems a small thing, but it can ruin my weekend.
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    What's the stupidest way you've broken a phone?

    I remember when i was about 16 we played a drinking game which involved 3 of us consuming 8 litres of white cider between us in about 20 minutes.

    After a couple of lines of ket we were proper ****ed and my mate was using my phone but ignoring me so I slapped him across the back of the head and my phone went flying across the room, bounced off a wall and straight into a bin that two of us had just thrown up in.

    Karma that I suppose, the ****.
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Challenge anybody not to try and save something they've dropped with their foot. Whatever it is, phone, breadknife, brick, wine bottle etc.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Tying up our boat on the Norfolk broads, plunk, straight out my pocket into the swampy river. Brand new iPhone 6S.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Baby.
     
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  13. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    No contract, 0 pence a minute and won't break if dropped or submerged in water.

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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    I've had that happen in the pisser before, been busting to get in so not taken my jacket off and as I've lifted it to undo my belt it's gone straight in. What a dickhead.

    I'm ****ing murder with phones tbh, why I never bother with a really decent one.
     
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  15. Solid Air 2

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    you lost

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  16. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Lol
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Full kettle of boiled water.
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    Yeah alright, well it was a **** analogy. But you get my drift <laugh>
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Most of my phones used to end up getting launched at the wall in fits of anger, I’m much calmer nowadays.
     
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    drop my phone loads...that's why I stick to a 15 quid thing from Tescos

    Remember one time I was out and this bird started dancing n ting and she wanted to have a drink so passed me her phone...then she saw some mates and wondered off to chat to them...so I walked out with her phone...got 80 sheets for it back in the day.
     
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