The handcart to hell is still on target

I find the worst thing about McDonalds is the clientele. If I wanted to be surrounded by unintelligible scum with tattoos and low IQs I'd move to Glasgow.

 

^^^^

Perfect timing.

 

I'm in good company

Apart from the Irish, of course.
And Aldo.
And Monica.

 

^^^All have issues.

 

*Macdonald

 

I was going to make a hilarious joke about the issues being big and how apt it was because that is what they sell, but don't think I will now. Maybe tomorrow.

 

Are you here all week?

 

****in hope not ...

 

For some reason I am here every week, just like every other **** on here and I'm still not even sure why.

 

Of all the people on here, I hate you the most.

 

Who else would talk to us while munching on Happy meals washed down with Buckie

 

Myself, like I do everyday.

 

Yeah speaking of which bought 20 bottles of Heineken for €21 other day, thought it was a bargain

 

As often as fuddy will let me

 

I sometimes wonder, myself

We've been hanging around on here for years for no reason I can think of

 

Two of the things I hate most in the whole wide world.

 

If we didn't come on here we'd have no friends.

 

Apparently, according to some on here, I still don't have any friends.

 

I am glad .

 

Defo not from north Lanarkshire