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1000 Thrusts

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/en...tand-1000-thrusts_uk_5bc6f377e4b0a8f17ee76604

    New Self-Lubricating Condoms Built To Withstand '1000 Thrusts' And Reduce Infections

    Condoms that generate their own lubrication have been designed by scientists in a hope to make people want to wear them more, and reduce risks of spreading sexually transmitted infections and unwanted pregnancies.
    Experts say the condom market is currently lacking a product that is sufficiently lubricated (especially in non-western countries where rubber options are more common than latex), resulting in a greater likelihood of breakage or discomfort. And unlike current products, the lubrication should not wear off during sex but stays slippery for up to 1000 thrusts, say the design team. This equates to around 16 minutes of repeated movement. Most intercourse lasts for around 100 to 500 thrusts


    No longer need to bag it up but can't say I'd get anywhere near 1000 thrusts before busting my nut.
     
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  2. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    2 pumps and a squeeze ^^^^
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    On a good day <laugh>
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Us Jews last for ages :(
     
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  5. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    ****s are too tight to part with anything.
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’ll part your cheeks any mare of it
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Is that a real fanny on ST's avatar ?

    Looks like plasticine
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    One of Morph's distant relations I think.
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

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    Without fail, I always finish on the 400th stroke.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye don't need condoms to improve yer stroke rate. Alcohol does the same thing. (Canny cum :emoticon-0101-sadsm)
     
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  11. Ponders Revisited

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    I don't drink alcohol. :mad:
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  13. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Sweet

    A bag for life
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This is true.

    Foreskin barbarically lopped off at such a young age causes the glans to become desensitized. Sex is crap for you but brilliant for the burd.

    I feel sorry for ye, mate. A ham shank must take ages. <laugh>
     
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  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Stop talking about my dick, you big ****
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Too late. I can't stop thinking about yer purple insensitive glans :bandit:
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    PS Hullo, doll :grin:
     
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