https://play.howstuffworks.com/quiz/where-england-should-you-live I should live in Manchester ...a northern **** !
Shoreditch, London Brixton is so 2002. Brooklyn is so 2014. You belong in the cool new neighborhood slowly being colonized by urban professionals, squeezing out the artists. It's still cool though. There are pubs with old posters in place of wallpaper, alleys that looks like a place you might find a body, and the odd industrial building so you can keep telling yourself you don't live in a sort of compromised hipster suburbia.
Okay, now that they've gathered a ****load of data about what sort of holidays I like, whether I have a dog or not and the fact I live in the American Midwest apparently I should live in the Costwolds. Which, from the description, sounds nice.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/food-drink/scots-takeaway-launches-chips-cheese-13424622 Me thinking this is a fantastic idea means I'm 100% Lanarkshire. Could be doing with some curry sauce tbf
Berwick-Upon-Tweed - must have answered yes to the question "Do you want to live in the arse-end of ****ing nowhere?".
Me too, apparently. I wouldn’t mind Manchester as it happens, except I dislike both football teams, I’m not a gay hairdresser, and it’s ****ing grim oop north.