Off Topic Fresh Prince Of Bel Air

FP was one of those shows I occasionally watched if it came on but wouldn't deliberately turn on unless I was board. It was occasionally funny.

 

I wouldn't normally do this but... it's bored

 

No.. I meant board. Too many drugs I would think I was a floor board and watched Fresh Prince.

 

This thread is a new low, even for this place.

 

Anybody a fan of the stinking chav of llanghhhghhlin?

 

What made you bump this ffs?

I was reading loads of old ones last night funnily enough, I used to talk about being ****ed and/or hanging a lot didn't I?

 

Matth will get so curious to see who bumped his thread and that’s a huge win for me when he unblocks me and I can ask him about his wasps.

 

Where has the wasp thing come from? Think I must have missed that one.

 

It’s his job, he feeds wasps.

 

Metths at work, he's the meet and greet guy, for the tour of the wasp factory

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Loved Fresh Prince and still watch it occassionally if I am flicking through channels and I see it is on.
It holds up pretty well.

I liked Kenan and Kel, but I tried watching that as an adult.....yeah it doesnt hold up as well, at all.
Its pretty ****ing stupid in fact. I was like "I used to like this?!"

 

Your signature

 

That was quality, Matth went postal!

 

He decided to dedicate a thread to me, then went full ****** on it.

 

That's a Bee ya daft twat

 

It's a person in a costume, ya daft twat

 

So a bee is the meet and greet for the wasp factory? ... only in Sunderland ....

Now this is a wasp

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I'd like to make a love explosion all over that wasps stomach.

 

No it's not, it's still just a person in a costume ya muppet.

 

Now this is a story all about how Matth’s ***** world flipped upside down
So I’d like to take a minute just to sit right here and tell you how he became the mong of a town called Conwy
He rubbed Philadelphia on his balls for days
In the playground is where he found most of his prey
Swearing and perving and farting and shooting some people outside of a school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started fingering lads in his neighbourhood
He took one little digit and shot his load
His mum said Matthew you ****ing eggheaded toad
He pulled up to his house about 7 or 8
Builders next door must be working late
His dog was dead on the bedroom floor
So he dropped his pants and said “I guess this means I ain’t a virgin no more”.