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Poll for my Coursework

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by PelvicFloor, Feb 3, 2011.

  1. PelvicFloor

    PelvicFloor New Member

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    Hi.

    I'm looking for people to help me, just to do a quick poll for a piece of coursework.
    It's about police effectiveness in the Avon and Somerset area.
    I would be really grateful if you could fill it in and maybe forward it to anyone else who might help.

    http://polldaddy.com/s/980D346FA791AECC

    Thanks very much in advance.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Me and a couple of my mates were thinking of visting Taunton for a spot of...............erm...househunting, while the occupants are away, so can you let me know just how effective Avon and Somerset Police are when the results are in as Nobby, Tinker and I are very interested.

    :bandit:
     
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  3. Robby202

    Robby202 Well-Known Member

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    Lucifer Jones

    Thanks for that mate, do you have a forwarding address so I can return the big richard you left on my lounge carpet! :emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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  4. everone fill it out and say you got raped and the polis did nothing to help. it literally takes 2 seconds <ok>
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    I knew posting this thread would come back to haunt him. Imagine trusting us to take something seriously <doh>
     
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  7. Sexual assault

    very ineffective

    very ineffective

    <laugh>
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Other: Someone having sex with my pet rabbit

    Don't Know

    Don't Know
     
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  9. <laugh> didnt think of other.

    am goin for round 2
     
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  10. Someone deffacated on my chest as I lay sunbathing.

    Very effective

    very effective <ok>
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    My mate did a ****e out a second story window. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Him trying to cling onto the window frame with his arse hanging in mid-air pulling a squeezing one out face.
     
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  12. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    <laugh>

    I was in digs about 8 years ago and there was about 8 of us, one of the guys was this old moany bastard (to Quote him and he was being serious "I hate bigots and Catholics!!)

    Anyway, we used to wind him up silly, one night he left his 'baccy pouch in the bar and went for a piss, one of the Gaffers grabbed the pouch and hid it, the old guy came back and was beelin more than normal.

    So later we went up to the room and the gaffer with the pouch says "am gonnae dae a ****e in his baccy." So he put a newspaper out on his room floor and dropped his keks, and started squeezing like ****, we were all in knots, he was squeezing that much that he burst his ****ing nose <laugh>

    This rabbits pellet came out and he put the newspaper on the radiator to "dry it oot".

    See in the morning, when he opened his room door, the whole corridor filled with the smell of ****e, all of us hungover, wasn't the best thing to smell on a Friday morning!

    Anyway, he put the ****ty pellet into the old ****s 'baccy pouch and the whole incident was never spoken about again!

    To this day, we assume that the moany old **** smoked a ****e.
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh> That's minging.
     
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  14. maybe he thot is was a dod of solid until he started burnin in. <laugh>
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    I boy I know was selling brown plasticine as "sticky black" at school when we were younger. He had to smoke some of it himself to convince people it was legit, it ****ing reeked and smelled like burning plastic. Thing is; it got you high but only because of the plastic fumes.

    The model shop ran out of brown plasticine and they had to order some in specially for him. He told them it was "for an art project" <laugh>
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    <laugh> Oh the amount of stories I've got about selling the fannies at school fake drugs!!

    We sold this boy who's now a copper I believe, fake acid we cut out of a magazine, we were like "it'll take 30 mins to hit you on the button" done a big countdown and they **** was going "this is ****in amazing" <laugh>

    Best one was when we sold this boy "grass" which was........ grass from the fitba' pitch, the dry stuff that had been cut weeks ago, he smoked it for weeks.

    Eventually, we thought, "better get this **** some real grass" and once we gave it to him, he thought we were bumping him cos it looked different.

    We gave him this real grass, rolled the boy a joint, he took about 5 puffs of the joint and went all white, he opened the grass wrapped in cling film and was staring at it, then the **** fainted and the grass scatterd all over the place <laugh> It was ****ing hilarious man <rofl>

    We managed to wake the **** up, he looked like ****e, he looked at his watch and went "****, I've got a driving lesson in 15 mins, and he ****ed off, turned out the instructer had to take him home because he kept whitey-ing <laugh>

    He grassed my mate in to his ma, and she phoned the polis and his house got raided, luckily for him, he never had anything for once <laugh>
     
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  18. **** sake. grassin bastard. u shuda kicked his head in.
     
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  19. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    <laugh>

    The **** denied it was him Neville, it was months later that the truth came out and by that time my mate had moved dahn sath.
     
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