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Why have you typed "the" instead of "tbf"? You also did it in your post about Skol but then changed it. Too much vodka?

 

Just up old bean

 

Is it not about 5:30am there just now? Why up at this time?

 

Mons inquisitive nature is very endearing.

 

6.45 am, the wild and stormy weather outside woke me up, so thought I'd get out early and cake myself in mud and do some native ritual dance to honour my ancestors.

 

Pics or gtf.

 

My super dooper, much better than the S8, S9 autocorrects tbf to the. Sometimes I notice it and edit it, sometimes I don't.

Hope this is a simple enough explanation for you Iain ya horrible Fenian cùnt.

 

That clears things up perfectly, thanks buddy

Did you end up going to your Russell Harty last night?

 

Yes I did. Somewhat regretting it now though.

 

That is often the case.​

 

I think I'll cook up a massive plate of bacon and eggs. I have an idea that will make me feel better.

I may be still drunk though.

 

Cake yourself in mud and perform a ritual dance to your ancestors, it always works a treat for me when I've been on the Castlemaine XXXX and Mount Gay rum.

 

I was going to do that but I decided to take the dogs for a walk instead.

 

Get back on the drink then go to your bed

 

Just so long as they don't **** on Uluru then thats fine

 

Nope, With gods help I will conquer this terrible affliction, finish walking the dogs, buy a couple of rolls and fill them full of bacon and eggs and I'll be ticketyboo

 

Canny guarantee that tbf

 

Same for me when I've been on the 4X and Mount Gay tbf

 

*the

 

The bacon is on guise. This grade of hangover calls for total cremation am thinking.