Shaven bum holes

So what are you up to today lads?
I hate weekends with little football.
I’m gonna go down the snooker club for a few games with my lad later on then off out with the wife to go shopping for dining tables.

 

At my caravan, having chilli con carne and loadsa drink later. Bottoms up.

 

Just thinking, went out on Wed with the missus, had a meal and went to watch A Star Is Born. Played a round of golf on Thursday, was in the hot tub on my back decking on Friday. Partying later on with friends. All this and the wifey still thinks we have a hard life

 

Im currently eating pie thinking If I'll go to the gym or take a rest day.

 

I went to the gym earlier. Felt good.

 

I need a rest day either today or tomorrow so think I'll make it today .. listening to my body n all that tripe

 

I met Michael Van Gerwen on Thursday.
Dorty check your pm.

 

Brilliant, love watching the bloke. Did you get him pissed or convert him into a toon fan?

 

He looks a mad **** but was lovely.

 

Tried to get him to say alreet.

 

Wouldn’t hold my sign saying ‘I’ve never seen a Mackem In Madrid’.

 

 brilliant

 

I'm going to give myself a facking good talking to. Got home late last night after working in Royston all day and like a twat decided to work today.

 

Just been for a couple of pints, home now going to have some scran and walk the pooches, might go back out later to watch the boxing, might not.

Just switched Sky Sports News on and Shola is reporting for the Pompey game

 

It's amazing how much trouble an untreated anal hair can cause if it's not identified early enough it can lead to serious long term health issues including ring sting,obstruction of the anal cavity, cancer and in certain cases death.

 

I've come to the north Welsh coast to Harlech to get away for the weekend. The weather has been brutal so far but amazing scenery out here.

 

Maybe it's you?

 

She doesn't know how lucky she is?