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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Oct 13, 2018.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The next must buy thing?

    Or the next big step in tech for everyone?

    Have they really thought and done it all?
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Technology is incredible these days and moves so fast that you're taking flights at a time rather than a step at a time.

    Kind of a shame that no one is ever really shocked by technology anymore.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Chip implants can't be too far away for the masses. Open doors or pay for your extra large condoms with a swipe of your wrist. Medical info stored on them in case of emergency. Monitor your blood sugar, heart rate, or other vital signs in real time.

    It will be privacy nightmare... They already exist but I bet 5 years from now we'll see more of them.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Beam me up Scotty!
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Sounds horrendous and doubt it would ever fly tbh.
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    ****, I hope not

    Like an id chip? Mind I can see id cards making an appearance
     
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  7. A stapler that lasts more than two days.
     
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  8. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    I like the idea of a ****able robot that does the housework and does'nt answer you back.Plus
    it wouldn't go walkies with your credit card.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    @Milk being pedantic is the expert in this field, I think.
     
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  10. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    This.
     
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  11. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    She looks suitable for the position.Where do i get one?<laugh>
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    The only thing I know is, whatever it is, Ill be the last to own it.
    Or even know wtf it is.
     
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  13. brb

    brb CR250

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    Hi Matth <whistle>
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    We are all set for passwords to become obsolete by 2021 apparently. Good that it can be done but bad that your fingerprints are potentially stored on databases by big corporations.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Matthew’s next big thing is his flesh light that smells of cod.
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Fingerprints and eye recognition?
     
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  17. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I would like to find a machine that actually gives a stuff about anything anymore .
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Pen testers will break anything eventually. Apart from Matth’s sock.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Already happening with some people. Some offices are trialing embedded chips instead of Id cards or keys... All optional but apparently majority of employees signed up for it.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Just put your wife in a straight jacket and tie her to the bed.
     
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