Wum off 1v1 : HIAG v Mathh

It's unbelievable , Bruv.

I always had Bambi down as a div in his twenties.

 

It's only Bambi who calls me by that name.

I have tried , on several occasions, to extract from him the reason , but all I have been able to establish is that, at some point in his seedy past, Bambi was involved in an homosexual tryst with a bloke called Quentin and another called Rupert.

I still have no idea why I remind him of his former lover.

Perhaps it's to do with the dry humpings he takes from me, on a daily basis?

 

BOOM!

Spurly drops mic and backflips offstage.

 

The explanation is above Quentin .... how many times will it take? ... your IQ is lagging slightly behind your numerical age it seems <ldoh>

 

It's odd, Pix, that is for sure.

There are times when the likes of Bambi and Bodi have been incandescent with rage.

 

Bollocks is it !

Originally, you were inventing a public school persona for me, which is why you came up with Quentin and Rupert.

What no one expected was you to place yourself at the centre of a homo erotic fantasy involving a myriad of sordid adventures.

My stomach has turned at hearing some of your stories.

 

... steady on there Quents ..., you seem to be losing it

You do know that you were the first to mention "Rupert" on these boards, don't you Quents?

 

You mean like you are now Quentin?

 

It is odd. Fosse hasn't been incandescent with rage though, that's just part of your wish list. He's probably one of the calmest people on here and it makes me laugh how rattled people get about him tbh.

Was thinking more generally really, when people get their knickers in a twist about the HIAG v PISKIE thing. I know you've threatened to get the old bill involved and made several threats of legal action, but I think most of the time you take my piss taking in good spirit

 

Clearly got you rattled mate.

 

Hiag. Are you alright mate?

Just a little bit worried about you right now.

 

Okay the poll is over and @Matth_2014 has absolutely destroyed @Hoddle Is A God by a staggering 20 votes to 3 (2 really coz Sky gave him a sympathy vote)

So Matth is the winner and stays on, next up round 2.

 

Thanks for volunteering mate.

 

What?

 

To go up against Matth in the next round.

 

He's not gay.

 

He doesn't like talking about his personal life ffs.

 

Huh?

I’m just back from rehearsal with the boys in the band.

Just stripping down to my underpants for a casual ball scratching session.

Sorry... you said you’re worried, mate? Pixie been throwing hissy fits in my absence? That boy needs to relax,