Off Topic CLB74 (skinny caring bastard) ...SHOCK BREAKING NEWS

No...the knockout blow will be from me when I press the “Delete thread” button

 

You have had too many dealings with Ivor lately.

#drinkingbuddieswiththetaff

 

I will decide when I buy @baraettmattesvensson a very small breakfast.

Various factors will be taken into consideration, including-

1. Is he an irritating little bastard ?

2.Does he pay people in full for match tickets?

 

Blimey can she sing though.
And I'm not a WUM. I believe everything I type, unfortunately.

 

Elfs' left jab has him ahead on points. Royston swinging wildly with his haymakers, connecting only with thin air.

 

And Compo still sitting on his stool in the corner, too tight to have had a bet.

 

My jabs are well thought out and direct, whilst the welcher is swinging madly as he has lost his self control.

 

No anti Welsh comments on this forum pls

(The Scottish stuff is fine though)

 

Boxer Vs Slugger, too close to call. The boxer may be ahead, but "Slugger" Royston is also the referee, which makes him a narrow favourite.

 

Elfs couldn’t box oranges.

 

"Slugger" feints with his left........

 

The only thing Mr van Gerwen can throw is a dart.

 

You can be disqualified for refusing to fight, unless of course you are the referee as well as a contestant.

 

I hope Royston knocks you , f@cking knocks you out.
Is this the same elfs who has after telling me he was going to the trust meeting has know blown me out.
#yougotsomef$ckingfront

 

Yep - it’s the same one

It’s also the same @baraettmattesvensson who cons non league clubs out of the £6 ticket money every week

 

I pay an admission fee. Plus increasing bar takings.

 

The news is saying that the hurricane is reaching Eastbourne tonight.

 

You walk in late after the one steward has fvcked off the gate.

 

having missed the first two goals?