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Off Topic Students in Manchester university told not to clap

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Oct 11, 2018.

  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Instead they’ve been told to use jazz hands, Deary me.
     
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  2. Bodinki

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    I reckon they should all pull out their cocks and meatspin personally.
    And chicks, they should tit **** the nearest male audience member

    Good times
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Have you got the course reference? ... I'm thinking of becoming a (not-so) mature student for a while and that sounds like it might be fun <whistle>
     
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    What are Jizz hands?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Apparently ... a dance move not recommended in public places ...
     
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    Dreary you ..
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

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    That's Manchester for you.


    :emoticon-0159-musicI can make you do Jazz hands:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  10. Bodinki

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    Man in Chinese restaurant: Oi, mate, this chickens rubbery
    Restaurant owner: aww, Thank you vely much!
     
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    Old news Matth. Catch up!
     
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    Oh look, it's bullshit.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Most students get the clap at some point.
    Lazy sponging ****s..

    Get a job ya bunch of ****s..
     
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    Why are Jazz hands the sign language version of clapping?
    More to the point, why is there a sign language version of clapping?
    Last time I checked, deaf people had two hands like the rest of us, why cant they also clap?
     
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    Less hilarious.
     
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    You'd assume that it's more that deafness defeats the point of clapping, if the recipient is the one that's suffering from it.
    It would be like waving at a blind man.
     
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    Manchester United fans told to make jazz hands instead of cheering or chanting.
    -Noah Mornoyse, Knosuj Place Times. Oct 11th, 2018


    Jose Mourinho has blamed a Korean tourist that cheered during a recent club game for the team's loss stating "the team is not used to fans making noise and this distracted our team."

    MUFC would like all fans to respect the silence at Old Trafford and make jazz hands rather than cheer on their team.
     
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  18. Bodinki

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    As opposed to all the noise deaf people hear when you do jazz hands?
     
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    They're equally noiseless, but jazz hands doesn't set off people who freak out at loud noises.
    Seems rather pointless to me, as most events that provoke applause are going to be fairly loud anyway.
    Not sure how many public events would be attended by those with that sort of anxiety, either.
     
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  20. Bodinki

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    Exactly.
    Seems pretty daft to me.
     
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