PL board footy songs

... is that euphemism? ... is matth, in fact, a skilled contortionist?

 

Oh, HIAG's not a wizard
But wears a wizard's hat
He looks like Colonel Sanders
And stinks like unwashed twat

He doesn't go to footie
But gigs in Old Folks homes
His tragic trademark goatee
Is fashionable with Gnomes

He tries so hard at wumming
But tends to lose his cool
His overuse of commas
Scream "this guy's such a tool"

 

Now thats catchy.

 

... I'm sure Quentin will just love it

 

Saxton seems fair game for this, so to the tune of Lord of the Dance...

Saxton, the Daily Mail Nazi,
his arse is the size of a small country.
his views are straight from 1973,
he pervs young girls, even though he's 70.

 

Think it should be easy do figure who this is about

A mod, and you ****ed it up
A mod, and you ****ed it up

 

Ding dong, ding dong,
Where's your buttons gone

 

**** on, **** on,
With your cock in your hand,
You'll always **** alone..


Metths singing his favourite Merseyside song.

 

Look at your name, Before slating me.

 

Paul Weller?