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Summer time and the living is easy...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by overseasTOON, Feb 3, 2011.

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  1. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    oh my ****ING GOD guess who's contract is up in the summer











    Fode mansare anyone ...................................<laugh>
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Ashley might like that!
     
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  4. Tiote's Jockstrap

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    Miroslav Klose's contract expires at the end of this season, if we could pick him up on the cheap what would be your thoughts on that? I know hes 32 but I think he could still produce the goods...?
     
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  5. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Nigel Reo Coker will be signed I bet

    He a free agent and was captain of West Ham while Pardew was there
     
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  6. Rumsfeld

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    Why not Kevin Doyle?

    : )
     
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  7. Willa Pond

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    Do you think any of them would go to a Championship team? Especially once Barton and Nolan move... I'm just sayin'.
     
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  8. expat_mag

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    According to The Sun Chelski are planning a clear out:

    Chelsea are planning a summer clear-out which could include Didier Drogba, Florent Malouda, John Obi Mikel, Jose Bosingwa and Yuri Zhirkov as owner Roman Abramovich looks to bring in cash after the signings of Fernando Torres and David Luiz.
    Full story: The Sun

    I would take any of them, and if Abramovich is looking to do a clear out we could be looking at a few bargins! Don't know if they would squeeze into our salary cap though... And there might be one or two egos that wouldn't fit in with the club mentallity
     
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  9. rokkudan

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    All managers revert to their old players, expect Newcastle to be signing any of the following:

    Reo-Cocker
    Carlton Cole
    Jason Euell (god knows he needs the money!)
    Richard Lambert
    Leroy Lita (god help us!)


    Same **** Different Season!
     
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  10. overseasTOON

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    Don't forget about Tevez and the heir to the Maraschino cherries dynasty. We are owed a favour by South American agents anyway - Nachogate...
     
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  11. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0118-yawn:Same ****, different username. Are any of you mackem WUMs going to come up with something original?
     
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  12. rokkudan

    rokkudan Active Member

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    I'd forgotten about the South America drug cartel the poisoned dwarf had done deals with

    "hey little man, you wanna sign my leetle cousin Nacho?"
    "i don't break my balls for nobody"
    "i'm offering you all the coke you can eat and i'll throw in my leetle seesta"
    "okay what does Ashley know about football anyhow"
     
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