Why...

reminds me of the joke

"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?"

"Because your mum loves easter and it's an anagram of easter !"

"Thanks dad !"

"No problem Alan"

 

So what about answering the questions?

 

Yeah, and Harper Seven ffs.

 

Flaky pastry? Most of it ends up on the floor ffs. Absolutely pointless.

 

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Why do questions need answering?

 

Must have been a tough day if this was on your mind at 2am.

 

He's just finished his late shift as a cleaner in the pastry factory.

 

Why do people kill for a fictitious god?

 

That’s a very deep question, Cupcake. Did you have an extra weetabix this morning?

 

Nah late night, so still up. Flaky pastry is pointless though.

 

Agreed. Sugary doughnuts likewise.

 

Anyone that kills for a god is killing for a fictitious god, since all gods are fictional.
But to answer your question, because they are bat **** mental and need putting down.

 

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Why do people call their tea, Dinner ?

 

I dont call tea dinner. Dinner is a meal where as tea is a hot drink made with tea leaves.
I guess you could have a cup of tea for dinner, if you aint hungry.

 

Tea is a meal in my opinion.

 

I believe Iceland is called that because when the viking found it they found a lot of ice there which they then settled on (east/north east full of ice)

Greenland is called that because one of the icelandic vikings got exiled, he found greenland and tricked a load of them to go over by calling it green

 

I thought Eidur Gidjohnsen was English when I was growing up.

 

In third world countries maybe.
In England a meal is something you eat.