Adapt well known footy songs/chants to suit PL board posters. My first two efforts: Matth, Matth, wherever you may be, Your vids are better than Arsenal TV, And I'll buy you a whore, or maybe even three, If you come on the lash with Sky and me @Matth_2014 Ohhh eh ohh, CFC is hiding, Ohhh eh ohh, it ain't ****ing surprising, Ohh eh ohh, he'll never ****ing leave his caaaaave... @CFC: Champions of FFP x2
You are our Fosse, Our dullard Fosse, Your posts go on for, Years and years, You're always boring,When Vardy's scoring, But at least, you bring the spuds to tears...
Oh when the ban, hammer comes out, Oh when the ban hammer comes out, You know that brb is rattled, Oh when the ban hammer comes out @brb
We build in Wales and We build in Spain We build in the sun and we build in the rain We do extensions and garage doors Our working hours are seven til four
To the tune of Pink Floyd's Another brick in the wall We don't need no Rom Lukaku He don't need no ball control No Pogba bias on the forum Matthew leave that **** at home Hey @Matth_2014 , leave that **** at home All in all, Pogba's just an over-hyped bore All in all, Rom couldn't hit a barn door
To the tune of that's amore: "When he starts a **** thread You just wish you were dead That's a-Liebherrrrr"
He's got the whole wide world in his tum He's got the whooole world in his tum He's the fat bastard from Hull
