Off Topic When is a hedge not a hedge?

There's a radio 4 comedy show called It's a Fair Cop by Alfie Moore, who was a Humberdside Police Officer for 18 years before taking up stand-up. One of the recent episodes was called Hedgerow Hedge Row all about neighbour disputes. The core story is about exactly your problem.

One of the funniest anecdotes is about a guy who calls the police after being bitten on the penis by a neighbours dog. When questioned about how this happens he has to admit he was pissing through their letterbox.....

 

As long as you're sure which way it's going to blow...

 

You didn't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows...

 

https://www.hunker.com/13424362/how-to-kill-trees-with-copper-nails

 

Seen him live a few times
Funny and a nice bloke
Went with Askew last time, but took the ladies so it all got a bit messy

...good night though

 

Yeah
Sorry about that Zobbit
If you’d have offered more than a fiver I might have got rid of them

By the way. 2 pages with no jokes about neatly trimmed bushes...well played everyone

 

What about the beaver one? Not neatly trimmed of course but a bush all the same.

 

I had a similar issue a few years ago, but it was conifers at the back of my garage that sucked all the moisture out of the ground and the garage nearly collapsed.

The people in the house behind wouldn't cut them down, but luckily they moved and the new people were much more accommodating and agree to have them removed them. It cost me £1000 excess on my insurance to have the garage rebuilt, but at least it solved the problem.