Off Topic The Burly Arms

Subtle

 

Two peanuts walking down the road .

One was assaulted ...

 

Two Teddy bears in the airing cupboard .

Which one’s in the Army ?

































The one on the Tank .

 

Nobody mention the Chinese version ........

 

Anyone got any bleach?

 

Ok , why ?

Your eyes ...

 

Here is my final effort for tonight .

How do you get down from an a Elephant ?







































You don’t get down from an elephant , you get down from a Duck.........

 

I have a pet newt, I named him tiny because he's my newt.

 

Two of my Nephews were arrested .

One was drinking Battery acid , the other one was eating fireworks .

They charged one and let the other one off .

 

That's for **** jokes though .

 

I just got back from a night club .

Lucky to get in actually . I should have had a tie .

I said to the bouncer , " sorry I don't have a tie , will I be ok if I wear a set of jump leads instead " ?

He said " ok , but don't start anything ."

 

Jaspa on Fya

 

I am contemplating Listening to my latest audio book , sitting on the floor .

Or listening to it , but that means turfing Toby out of my seat on the sofa …..

 

Not right mate, you need to sort that out ffs

 

Really mate? I love cats and having pets around.

But they do need to know they're at the bottom of the pecking order. He'll still be comfortable sleeping on the carpet.

 

Yes . Really .

They rule around here .

I admit we have made a rod for our own backs . But that's the way it is .

 

You have mate. I think you need some scatter cushions so you can listen to your audio books in comfort.

 

Or just kick the ****ers off.

 

I tried to politely suggest that but it didn't work. Jasper knows his place.

 

On the train coming up to Sanquhar, just another hour or so and I'll be with me bird.


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