Off Topic Offensive jokes thread

How do you get interactive with an Indian ?

Press the red button,

 

What's 8 foot long, screams and can't take corners?

A baby with a javelin through it's head

 

#SayNoToRacism

 

I remember telling my joke to someone, There were Pakistani’s sitting behind me on the plane.

 

Matth I was going to try and explain a few things to you...but yer know what, I really can't be bothered.

 

Tell me, I’m listening.

 

What goes knock, knock, knock, ping...

Baby in a microwave

 

can't see this ending well

 

No. But some friendly advice. Why not make some educational use of that spare time you have in your bedroom, may i make the following suggestions;

Educate yourself on the Hindu faith

Educate yourself on the bindi

Educate yourself on any cultural and historical differences between India and Pakistan

Once you have done that you will be a more knowledged individual who will see the hilarity of reflection on oneself.

 

Jesus Christ.

 

What does a baby sound like in a blender?

I don't know either I was too busy ****ing

 

What is blue and orange and found at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with slashed arm bands

 

I apologise If I offended you, I didn’t mean to.

 

No a baby in a microwave

 

what is green and orange and found at the bottom of a pool?

Same baby 3 weeks later

 

You haven't offended me, you are autistic, first laugh at yourself, before laughing at others.

I would say once you can do that then come back to me but i've already answered that above ^^^ in the seventh word.

 

What's orange and red and floats at the top of the pool?

A slashed baby with arm bands

 

why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken

 

Whats worse than finding a toenail in your soup?






Rape

 

A few of you don't like babies, do you?