I just came back from the pub . I asked for a Pint ( Of lime and soda ) . I asked the landlord why there was meat all over the ceiling . He said , " it's a challenge . If you can get a piece of that meat , you have your drinks free all night . If you can't , you have to put £100.00 behind the bar " . He asked if I wanted to give it a go . I thought about it for a while and I said " No ta , the steaks are to high " .......
Many years ago my father and me visited Iraq. My dad almost left his suitcase behind, until I reminded him ‘Don’t forget your Baghdad’
Many years ago my father and me visited Iraq. My dad almost left his suitcase behind, until I reminded him ‘Don’t forget your Baghdad’
Many years ago my father and me visited Iraq. My dad almost left his suitcase behind, until I reminded him ‘Don’t forget your Baghdad’
A bear walks into a bar and says "Give me a whiskey and........................................................... cola. The barman say's "Why the long pause?" - The Bear shrugged and said "Don't know, I was born with them"
Ok silly joke time is it?...... Man walks into pet shop. Assistant: can I help you sir? Man: Yes, I’d like to buy a wasp please. Assistant: Sorry Sir, we sell puppies, kittens, hampsters, budgies and others, but we don’t sell Wasps. Man: Well, you’ve got one in the window!.. ( gets coat). ...
I never wanted to believe that the old man was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I think about it, all the signs were there...
I've just heard today about the fat inflatable kid that kicked off at school and stuck a pin in his inflatable teacher, stormed out of school and stuck the pin in his inflatable headmaster, his inflatable school and himself.. Apparently his newly inflated headmaster called at his home and give the lad a right 'rocket' in front of his parents about his behaviour.. 'You let your teacher down, you let me down, you let the school down but most of all you let yourself down' ..........
