Off Topic The Burly Arms

Paul Merson finks Spurs gonna win, he really does, Barca aint not the team what they were.

 

I'm expecting us to get battered...we've got 4 first teamers missing and theyve got Messi, Suarez, Dembele, Coutinho....could be a long night

 

Paul Merson predicted that Newcastle would beat Leicester at the weekend ... 50,000+ geordies were predicting otherwise

 

'Beer battered' ? ...rather kinky, but undeniably fine dining ... although I thought you were swerving it for the footie?

 

Double Penetration

 

Oh, you don't know me at all do ya

 

I'm relaxing , just got home from Court .

I was charged with being a Strawberry Smoothy , thankfully they found me innocent .

 

my phone dropped from the shelf and into a big pot of water when i was doing the dishes last night. Mother ****er ain't charging right now.

I'm feeling pretty matthew-esque right now

 

pack it tight in a bowl full of rice for a few hours ... worked for my missus ... (her phone .... not her ... that would be cruel )

 

In technical terms it sounds like it’s ****ed.

Home insurance?

 

yea did that last night already. Phone works alright but battery is running down . I have one last trick

Probs not worth it. Phones cheap as chips (150 quid but ****ing banging). Probs will get another one if my last trick don't work.

It's more the transferring of photos, my millions of apps and unwiring all my google autheticator **** and contacts

 

Cooking a lamb n potato curry...having a zoot and listening to some Logic

Might crack open a can of Diet Coke

 

I'm thinking they should put a Clock on the leaning tower of Pisa .


Then , if you went there , you would have the time and the inclination .

 

Lying on settee, with cuppa

Contemplating going for a ****e

 

Well you won't be reading any on here .....

 

Boooo

Get off the stage

 

FFS

 

Have you heard my Extractor fan joke?

.... here it comes ...


"Once upon a time I used to like tractors"

 

Boooo

Join @Number 1 Jasper

Offf the feckin stage