HIAG now writing for the BBC

What about goals scored by his team mates ?

 

Yeah them too and even handballs if he can get away with it.

Funniest ones are offside goals that are given.

 

Got to say, I love a controversial goal when it's given for us. Not only does it mean you've scored and the oppo fans are unhappy, but if it's a dodgy one too, then it gets them raging. I reckon it's fair enough too, because the flip side is when one goes against you it makes you mad as ****.

So why not enjoy the ones that go in your favour

 

Exactly...hurts more

 

Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma Comedian ... he can't let go, he's somewhat slow-ow-ow-o

 

Indeed they do but I was just talking about open play goals. I honestly think Banjo has been sussed out by teams.

 

Couldn’t hit a cows arse with one except set pieces.

 

What does HIAG mean ??

 

'He's in another Galaxy' as @gooner4ever once surmised after HIAG claimed that 'Somewhere, in a parallel universe, I am always right'

 

He is a Gimp.

Not sure who to credit that one too, but a strong contender nonetheless

 

looks like another season where Kane will have to prove the doubters wrong

 

I think that might have been that Ginger git.

 

I wouldn't have got that in a million years

 

Except Messi - THE COCK - misses the important ones.

 

Apart from our last meeting the runt had never scored against us.

 

As I say - the cock.

 

Does have a ring to it though doesn’t it. Banjo Kane!

 

Morata