Recent Diagnosis

I'm on the verge of posting my Top 10 GC Pals thread.

You've slipped down to 11th place.

 

Q Mon ...

 

I didn't make the cut the last 5 times you did it either prick.

 

I do believe you've been a mainstay over the years, DD.

 

I'll be ****ing lucky to reach 35 let alone 40 .

 

Unlucky for us though.

 

Keep away from meds, they doesn't treat the issue they just mask it.

CBD is really good for balancing out the mind, just stick to about 20 milligrams each day. If you need a contact for a reputable company within the UK. I know a guy

 

Are you the Kilmarnock guy?

 

No but he was born in Ayrshire, so close enough

 

Have you considered CBT? (Cognitive Behavioural Therapy)

It has a very high success rate in cases of raging mentalness. And you can probably afford to pay for it.

Or you can pay me, with a bag of sweets. Old English Spangles please...

 

"raging mentalness"

 

I believe that is the correct medical term for Ponders' condition.

 

I've spent the last two decades in and out of therapy.

Extensive bouts of CBT, hypnotherapy and acupuncture have failed to address the myriad issues. Stints in the Priory, Maudsley and St Ann's (Tottenham) produced limited success. And I even spent six weeks in a monastery in a bid to discover some semblance of inner peace. One Dutch specialist wanted me to undergo a lobotomy, but this would have diminished my undoubted genius.

In short, 'raging mentalness' just about sums it up. My wife and kids love me, though, so it could be worse.

 

I was nearly in St Annes myself once Ponders, many moons ago; all booked in for a rehab, but convinced myself I was cured so went out on the piss instead. I did have an assessment there once, tried to tap the counsellor up for a pony or a score so I could put some juice in my antique Jag to get home, but she wasn't having that, so I decided they were useless.

If you have people around you that love you and need you, you're doing alright.

 

That's as good a reason as any to turn down medical assistance, I suppose.

 

Have you tried installing McAfee?

 

No, but I'll certainly consider it once the Kaspersky withdrawals have ended.

 

You could be like Grove or ER

always look on the bright side of life...