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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    That's got to be the easiest question to answer ever for the regular 'I'll say anything to keep her happy'kind of guy...

    "Because you're the love of my life and no one could replace you"


    However, my response would be... "You planning to kill me or something?"
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

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    I did say, "because anyone I married would always be unfairly compared to you"... Didn't convince her though. <laugh>
     
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    see... you were not positive and immediate enough with the answer.

    women hate "I doubt"

    if you said no absolutely not nobody would ever or could ever replace you. then you tell you love her and rub her feet.

    imo she is really asking if you would have an affair or something like she is thinking would you replace her with a younger model....

    doubt is always a bad thing. now she's going through your internet history btw :bandit:
     
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    How about "Because I try not to make the same mistake twice"?
    Bound to work.
     
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  6. johnsonsbaby

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    When in doubt always answer a question with a question, e.g. ''Would you want me to?'' That way you find out why she's asking.
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    with a hurt look on your face? I think that might just work. pinch yourself real hard to make a fake tear.

    "would you want me to?"
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  8. Garlic Klopp

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    I would suggest "It would depend if my girlfriend wanted to get married once I was single again"
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

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    She said she wanted me to. She volunteered that information without me asking.

    Maybe she was hinting she wants me to practice polygamy. Maybe she wants a threesome.
     
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  10. johnsonsbaby

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  11. luvgonzo

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    I wouldn't marry again twice is enough and people get on my nerves so I'd just use hookers and stay single.
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    first place man goes.

    maybe she is actually telling you that once kids are raise you are out....
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

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    Count me in <laugh>
     
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    Not with you.
     
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    Not with you either <laugh>
     
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    #zingywould
     
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  17. johnsonsbaby

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    That's your answer sorted <ok>
     
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    @johnsonsbaby

    I'd prefer to end up like this...
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    Nah. Not really. No intention of trading the Mrs for a younger model... Not yet anyway. When I'm this guy's age I will reevaluate.
     
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