The only thing Mohammed ever prophesised was that Aisha would get a damn good hiding if she didn't put out
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I don't think that's true, cause it's on the Quran - not to. Which i think he was first to write, it was based on his lifestyle - based on God's commandments, i think.
Theres nothing wrong with jews. I don't agree with their religion, but jewish people are nice enough bunch.
http://www.usc.edu/schools/college/crcc/engagement/resources/texts/muslim/quran/004.qmt.html#004.034 Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great.
Tbh i don't give a sh..it what that says, but you not liking that religon, yet going on about it all the time is fu...cked up.