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Did Purple Aki bum Tobes ?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 30, 2018.

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Did Tobes feel the meaty power of Purple Aki ?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Someone's had a few Polish tinnies.
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Pop or slash.
     
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    Nope..

    Purple Aki loves Everton boys.
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Who's purple Aki ffs? <laugh>
     
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  6. Tobes

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    A massive black fella who likes stroking men’s muscles.

    I’ve done a song about him.

     
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    Quite a legend in Liverpool mate.
     
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  8. brb

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    I've never heard of Aki but one thing i know for sure is that guy plays a guitar better than our very own Smokie @Hoddle Is A God <laugh>

     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Where is the poll?
     
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    He's so black he's purple!
     
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  11. Stan

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    In the second kitchen cooking a dozen sausages.

    Edit: sorry, you said poll not Pole.
     
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    Added
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    HIAG, HIAG, who the **** is HIAG? ....

    Strike that ... we know ..<laugh>
     
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    Used to frequent the gyms around Leeds for a while. Asked me how many sit ups I can do. I said loads. He said show me. I showed him. That was it.
     
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    Maybe he just didn't fancy you .
     
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    His loss
     
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    I have no idea what the **** this is all about, but I voted yes for the comedy.....

    Who the **** is Purple Aki?! <laugh>
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    How can you not know purple Aki. He was all over the news in the 80's/90's and then again several years ago.

    He used to like muscular teens and sexually feel them up. And make them do push ups over his cock and weird stuff. I think one kid died while running away from him too.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If purple Aki bummed tobes that would imply tobes was a muscular kid.
     
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