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Does Size Matter?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. Tina_old

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    Nah, am only messing xx
     
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  2. jenthesaint1990

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    thanks
     
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  3. User Deleted

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    thanks jen :)
     
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  4. gas

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    Would the ladies out there consider a 1" penis too small ?

    I`m just asking for a friend<ok>
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    A big pair of rough hands would make up for that inadequacy.
     
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    Thanks Tina, I`ll let him know <ok>

    ps his hands are quite small but he has a 10" tounge and can breath through his ears :D
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    If you have a long and wide tongue you will do fine <ok>
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    <laugh><ok>
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    So you're a lady now? <laugh><virgin>
     
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  10. Sam Axe

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    Nope, I just know how to please a woman
     
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    My wife thinks I'm in the S.A.S. because i can slip in and out without her noticing.
     
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  12. Killa_Kam

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Shameless

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    Clearly it does. You could sell a bit to the Chinese, I bet they'd pay a fortune for thin slices of caucasion pork sword.
     
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  14. AdamBanana20

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    All this cock talk is gonna get Jen all excited!!:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  15. Sam Axe

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    That was the idea <ok>
     
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