General ****s Fantasy Football

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**** couldn't post a pic a year ago fs.

 

Wait until you hear how I did it! I went to the overall league and scrolled down every bastard page, bearing in mind each page only has 50 teams on it and then you need to click "next". Anyway, so I think the top score is 489 or something like that and I had to get to 364, by the end of Tuesday, I was down at 388, and there are probably about 5000 teams with the same score around there, so that was scrolling and clicking next 100 times just to get from 388 to 387, pretty much it was taking 10 minutes to go down just one number. Didn't do much scrolling on the Wednesday and then on Thursday some **** had shut down my bastard computer so I had to start all over again! This morning I was at 391 and it took me from 9:45 until 2:30 to get to 364(Chris's score). Then took me another 30 minutes to go through ****s that got 57 points last week and had the same team as oor Chris. At about 3pm I struck gold and found him.

In total it probably took me about 17 hours of constant scrolling and clicking "next" to find him. Looking back, it probably wasn't the most sensible or productive thing I have ever done and I didn't even get as many likes as I thought it merited. ****ers.

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****in yaaaaaasssssss

 

You better be ****in kidding ...

 

Are you serious. I would have just told you my ****ing name if you asked.

 

Do you know how I know his name ...

I looked at the league to see who was joining .

 

I swear to **** that is how I did it. I had to pick up the kids from school today too so I literally found it 2 minutes before I had to leave the office! It did give me a sense of accomplishment when I found it though, on the downside, I'll have to actually work next week. And I have an appointment with the doctor tomorrow because my right index finger has cramped up because of all the scrolling down on the wheel on the mouse. Trying to time how many turns and how strong you should turn the mouse wheel so it stops on the "next" button is ****ing difficult, let me tell you.

Well worth it in the end though

 

Well you got me in the league and knocked yourself off top spot. You played yourself.

 

He wouldn't of joined if I didn't find him though and anyway, what a pussy way of finding out somebody's name. It is far more fun using the tried and tested "scroll and click" technique

 

You're going on ignore

 

You won't be added until after this weekend though and I don't mind competition, in fact it will be a refreshing change as God knows I'm not getting any in the league just now

 

I've had a bad Start this year. I'll pick up though.

 

Big things expected from the Lyf Lykers this weekend. Huge if truth be told.

Massive if true.

 

To be honest this is as about as I will get, I don't spend enough time on it, think my best(in the 5 or so years I've done it) is finishing around the 300k mark. I have a mate who was something like 5000th. In fact I reckon I have spent more time finding your name this week than I have spent picking my teams in the last 5 seasons.

 

Seems Kane has scored. I know **** all.

 

Kane again

 

I have 6 players in the Liverpool v Chelsea game later, I shall be expecting a 3-3 goal fest.

 

So do I. My week is ****ed already. Meh.