Groundhopping - A Tiddler’s Travels

They pay me.

A South London accent does the trick over here, when coupled with Swedish

 

There is no doubt that you can’t beat a Swedish woman.

Unless you are Stan Collymore.

#ulrika

 

Who was very fit, and still not shabby.

 

You are a sick man!!!

 

Specsavers are waiting for you to make an appointment.

 

Have you seen her lately?? … Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Now then.... Cherry Healy

 

The mighty Elfsborg had a fantastic 1-0 victory last night to pull further away from relegation.

Am now on the train back South to see IFK Gothenburg v AIK Stockholm tonight. AIK are on the verge of winning the title so they should bring a few.

 

@baraettmattesvensson

I drove past your flat last night on the way to the Salisbury Road chippy.

I bumped into Mrs Elfs carrying 3 large black bin liners ..heading towards the dustbin ?

 

• To my creepy stalker Tonaddick

If you paid as much attention to stalking me as you claim to do, you would have read that I got a comp last Saturday v Plymouth. No money to your Belgian mate

As for Bowyer not wanting to work for a clown like Duchatelet- I refer you to comments regarding his non contract offer in April and again in August.

 

Must be clearing the programmes out.....

 

I don't like stalkers either.

 

From the shape of the bin bags, it looked like your clothes ?

 

The MILF in the chippy asked after you last night.

She says you like a battered sausage ?

 

She can batter my sausage anytime.

 

Alvsborgs v Jonsered today.

F***** off with paying around £7 a pint so my pre-match drink is a coffee.

Gothenburg boozers will get the Elf's dough later after the game.

 

beer in Norway normally costs @ 20% more than in Sweden

 

Today's programme.

Shame the f****** game was moved to a playing field.

 

Isn’t that more a sheet of paper than a programme ?

 

4 page effort, they all count.

Bearing in mind this is div 6 in Sweden it is fantastic they print something. Strangely, the top division don't all produce, Elfsborg included.

 

Programmes are archaic and should be stopped by any progressive organisation